The Month of May 2007
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Update for 29 May...
As I said in the last update, there would be a small midweek update, and here it is. I'm a sucker for B film and Banshee is one such film. Basically, Taryn Manning stars as a car thief who just happens to steal the wrong car, a serial killer's car... So, this serial killer, who just happens to be a DJ, decides to make Taryn's life a misery until she gets the car back, which is now in a chop shop. And before you can say Vanishing Point, she does so and gets the serial killer in the process. It's a fun film, not that good, but Taryn Manning is perfectly cast with her scratchy voice and kick ass attitude. And there's a gratuitous bra and panties scene...
Also, I will continue to plug the website Celeb VIP. So go take a look and see for yourself.
Taryn Manning in Banshee (with 1 video)
Update for 27 May...
For this update, I decided to go with a couple of extremely hot Mexican women. As most regulars know by now, I love women of Latin persuasion, so this is an update that I quite enjoyed making.
First up is Salma Hayek from Ask The Dust, and yeah I know this has been done a few times, but for some strange reason I found this update hard to resist, even though I delayed it until it got a DVD release here in Australia. This is because the first copy I had was alright, but I had a hard time with the very dark nude scene in the ocean, so I decided to wait. And it was worth the wait...
The other series for this update is from the indy thriller, Alone With Her, starring a very recent favourite of mine, Ana Claudia Talancon. First, I must say that this film is one of the most interesting I have seen all year, in fact I found it very disturbing, almost unwatchable. I had to get up and take a breather a couple of times as this movie portrays the actions of a stalker extremely well, and plus I like Ana a lot and hated seeing her in such peril. I highly recommend this film for those who like films that are out on the edge, but if you like it safe, stick to the new Pirates of the Caribbean with the buxom Keira Knightley. I shit you not, I actually heard somebody say that. I pissed myself with laughter... :P
Also, I've fixed up the comments page from the dickhead who wrote code and know how to get around it if it happens again. So please leave some comments, it might cheer my miserable self up, even if you want to have a go at me. I need a laugh.
There won't be an update next weekend as I am pretty much only going to be home to sleep from Thursday onwards and I'll hardly be in a state to do anything else :) So, I'm going to try and get a small update up sometime during the week. Possibly Wednesday.
Also, I will continue to plug the website Celeb VIP. So go take a look and see for yourself.
Salma Hayek in Ask The Dust (with 3 videos)
Ana Claudia Talancon in Alone With Her (with 5 videos)
Update for 20 May...
Not much for this update, still working through things, still not motivated to do caps, but I'll keep plugging away. So, here goes...
Today's update comes from the film Because I Said So, which is quite possibly one of the worst films of the year so far. Pretty much all the comedy misses, even in it's sitcom lite status and the premise of the film is just excruciating and let's face it, unnecessary. I simply gave up watching the film and just capped what was left. I'm not in the mood to waste my time with this shit. Enjoy the caps and videos, skip the film.
Also, I will continue to plug the website Celeb VIP. So go take a look and see for yourself.
Mandy Moore in Because I Said So (with 3 videos)
Piper Perabo in Because I Said So (with 1 video)
Lauren Graham in Because I Said So
Update for 13 May...
Remember when I wrote my retirement announcement and wrote about certain things in my life that have happened? Well, it was pretty much the truth, but I thought I had things under control. Sadly, in the last couple of weeks, I lost that control and certain things have happened and hence I haven't had the motivation to do any caps. I've luckily had some inspiration to do this update in the last couple of days. But, I don't know about future updates. There definitely won't be the volume that I have been known to produce. Whatever...
Alright, first up is the excellent drama Little Children. A bored housewife (Kate Winslet) goes to the park with her daughter and gossips with her friends about the new man (Patrick Wilson) who is bringing his son to park. One day, she chats to him and then steals a kiss, to the disgust of the friends. Then begins an affair over a steaming summer where a paedophile moves back into the neighbourhood amidst a fear campaign to get him out. This film is well worth a look if you don't mind the heavy going, well, it's like a much darker (and way better) episode of Desperate Housewives (which is definitely selling this film short, but I'm trying to give a simple example here).
Next up is the vampire film, The Thirst. This is a very interesting look at the vampire culture. While the idea of vampirism as an addiction is not exactly a new one, this film looks at how addicts are breaking one affliction and just supplanting it with another. But, whereas most vampires just go on chomping on people, here we have vampires who are sickened at what they have become. Also, there is lots of blood, lots and lots of blood. And lashings of sex, nudity, violence etc. I didn't mind the film, it's not perfect, but is pretty entertaining nonetheless and has a pretty interesting cast.
Also, I will continue to plug the website Celeb VIP. So go take a look and see for yourself.
Kate Winslet in Little Children (with 4 videos)
Jennifer Connelly in Little Children (with 1 video)
Sarah Buxton in Little Children (with 1 video)
Clare Kramer in The Thirst (with 3 videos)
Charlotte Ayanna in The Thirst (with 1 video)
Serena Scott Thomas in The Thirst (with 2 videos)