22/10/2006

Update for 22 October

I'm not usually crude, so my assertion that this week's update would include the biggest cocktease about was a bit out of place. That been said, I still stand by my comment, so here's Leelee Sobieski...

First up, In A Dark Place is one of those horror films set in a stately manor where the little kids are involved in the spooky hijinks. It's not that great, but for some strange reason, Leelee, playing a nanny for the children, seems to have no problem cavorting around in the latest fashion, or in a bathrobe that needs scaffolding to keep in place. I mean any self respecting mother would have bollocked her out for wearing that robe in front of her children, but hey you guys are the winners, so who's complaining, right?

And can anyone name a film where Tara Fitzgerald doesn't get naked. Just when I thought she was going to go through the film in a conservative manner, in a 10 minute stretch she plays with herself and gets it on with Leelee. I thought I was going to be disappointed there for a minute...

Then, there's Hercules, a really bad TV miniseries about who else, Hercules. Leelee gives us another tease in between the sleep inducing plot. Er, just wake me up for the good bits will ya? Finally, the French film directed by an Australian, L'Idole. Leelee plays an unstable Australian actress (complete with non-existant Australian accent) living in France, who has a breakdown while her elderly neighbour tries to help her. I didn't think it was that bad, but if you have that type of opinion of French films, you'll be bored pretty quick. This film is probably Leelee's greatest tease yet.

And as I said previously, lots of videos, 14 of Leelee in fact. Lots to enjoy.

Make comments about post

Leelee Sobieski in In A Dark Place (with 6 videos)

       

       

 

Tara Fitzgerald in In A Dark Place (with 1 video)

 

Leelee Sobieski in Hercules (with 2 videos)

      

      

      

 

Leelee Sobieski in L'Idole (with 6 videos)

      

      

      

16/10/2006

Australian Update part 5

Although I will continue to do Aussie stuff in the next few weeks, this is the finalk official update, pretty much just cleaning up all the major stuff of Australian actresses.

Hopefully you'll enjoy something here, including the delayed Tammy McIntosh caps, mainly because I was trying to get a video out of it, but every seems corrupt. I'll give it another go. It's nice to see some pregnant nudity on TV for something different. At least she seems more at ease than in her Chances days when she seemed a bit hysterical about nudity.

Started capping Neighbours again after the promise of fresh skin, and instead found Dichen Lachman in bra and panties. Nice surprise and in HD too. Got some more coming with newcomer Nikki Whelan and Natalie Saleeba in bikinis, might take some time though, but I'll get around to it. Apparently Neighbours has been a bit stale lately. I wonder what new blood will do.

Also, interesting get with Samantha Tolj, pre-Blue Heelers with some brief nudity from Stingers. I think I might have the tease she did on Blue Heelers some where, I'll have to look around, but this was a pleasant surprise, although I missed a bit of the opening scene with her running around in lingerie. Hey, it was 2 in the morning for fuck sake.

The next update will feature someone who I believe to be one of the great cockteases at the moment. I've got 3 series from her, and I wasn't really inspired to do it until I watched some rubbish film last night which was well, full of an amazing amount of teases. More clues, it ain't Jessica Alba, and I've capped her once before, around mid last year. And, hopefully with plenty of videos, at least ten.

Make comments about post

Poppy Montgomery in Million Dollar Murder

      

 

Radha Mitchell in Mozart and the Whale

 

Tammy McIntosh in All Saints

 

Dichen Lachman in Neighbours (with 1 video)

 

(HD 3000x)

 

Samantha Tolj in Stingers (with 1 video)

      

 

(HD 3000x)

      

 

11/10/2006

Australian Update part 4

First up, a quick rant. If you live in Australia, don't watch TV. Hear me out. As I'm typing this, waiting for the new series of The Sopranos to start, an ad comes on and says that it has moved to the better time slot of midnight Mondays. Sure, I've already seen the series 6 months ago, but this is a serious insult. I didn't realise 10:40 Wednesday was a prime slot in the schedule. Programmers in this country have been fucking around with so many shows in this country for the past few years, my favourite being slicing in replays to extend a season to go over 10 months.

So, my advice, get broadband internet and download all your favourite TV shows and watch it years before you get it here. Tell your friends, family everyone. Share it with them. Stop being a tool.

So, with that done, here's some stuff I've got off the TV...

Holly Valance is now starting to get some heat in Hollywood with the terrible DOA and they've being a few requests, so I've done some scrounging and got a copy of the second series of Entourage where Holly decides to take her top off twice and show a bit of side boobage in the one episode. Not bad. Also, there's some Prison Break stuff, from the first season. I've seen some 2nd series stuff and she does some pretty hot scenes, but as my rant suggested above, it's going to be about 6 months before it gets here. Fuck that for a joke...

Now for the HD stuff, first up Madeleine West with some gratitious bikini shots in Big Reef. This TV movie was set to be a series but, the movie was well terrible. Even Steve Bisley looks like he doesn't give a shit about this. But hey, it's a pay cheque right. I've been meaning to get to the Emma Booth caps for a while. Now that I've gotten around to it, I reckon it's one of my best series yet, and that's saying something, cos I think most of my stuff is shit and fret like crazy over it's quality... How sad is that..? I've got some more stuff of Emma from The Shark Net from the new improved 720p HD from the ABC that I might get around to soon.

The final Australian update will be in the next few days, probably Sunday, although there's some single Aussie updates that will probably occur soon hereafter, including Victoria Thaine from The Caterpillar Wish. I see all my international viewers leaving real fast, but I have a whole bunch of small to medium international updates that will keep me busy for the next few months.

Make comments about post

Holly Valance in Entourage (with 2 videos)

      

 

Holly Valance in Prison Break (with 1 video)

     

 

Madeleine West in Big Reef (with 1 video)

      

      

 

(HD x3000)

      

      

 

Emma Booth in Small Claims (with 3 videos)

      

      

(HD x3000)

      

      

 

07/10/2006

Update for October 7

Well, I'm getting to the proposed Australian update for this week, but I couldn't resist having a go at The Butterfly Effect 2, with a surprising hot sex scene featuring the incredibly sexy Erica Durance. The film itself is an even flimsier prospect than the first film although I thought the first one was OK as it had a well thought out story. No such luck here I'm afraid, and if you've seen the first, you can pretty much predict from the opening scene what's going to happen to the main character.

I must be one of the few people in the world enjoying these B grade sequels. Hey, don't look at me like that, I haven't given my reason yet. Let's face it, they are a bit of a capper's goldmine (just look below). Just look at my back catalogue (man, that's stretching it for a description of my work), it's full of those dodgy sequels and there's more to come. Next up, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer and Bring It On 3: How Many Times Can We Repeat The Same Film And Call It A Sequel (mind you the same can be said about IAKWYDLS).

Some of you may have realised that the site has been down a for a little while each day because of the bandwidth limit being reach. I apologise, but hey, you all seemed to love the Notorious Bettie Page stuff, which is great. Please be patient if this happens, I do have an extremely generous bandwidth limit, but high demand stretches this limit.

Keep enjoying the site and the Australian update will be ready and available over the next few days. And I've gotta do something about the videos page, man, how long does it take to load...

Make comments about post

Erica Durance in The Butterfly Effect 2 (with 1 video)

      

01/10/2006

Update for October 1

Said I have something special for this update and well, I think it's a bit special and I hope you do too. It's a thorough examination of the most anticipated film in celebrity capping for this year, The Notorious Bettie Page. And there is quite a lot here, and a total of 13 videos, yep 13.

I thought that this was a pretty good film, examining how Bettie Page became one of the more 'notorious' pin-ups during the 1950s. The film was a bit soft at times, but it does get it's point across well enough, the Bettie was a well sort of a trailblazer in the world of pin-ups and bondage.

Enjoy!

Make comments about post

Gretchen Mol in The Notorious Bettie Page (with 13 videos)